Friday, July 30, 2010

Too Old for the Park

My little brother Seth just turned six earlier this month. And he is now too old to go to the park.

Actually, age has nothing to do with it.

Actually, he still loves the park and wants to go.

So what's the problem? Seth is reading. Everything.

And many things at our park ought not be read by anybody.

The benches are marred with colorful and rather permanent paints expressing the attitudes and thoughts of today's teenage culture.

The slides are scarred with bold declarations of rebellion and hatred.

So...

Now that he's finally old enough to go down the fireman's pole...

Now that he isn't scared of using the ladders instead of the stairs...

Now that he doesn't need quite so much supervision in case of a fall...

Now that he doesn't need help - even on the big slides...

My six-year-old brother is too old to go to the park.


Wanna be a Teacher?

  1. You will not marry during the term of your contract.
  2. You are not to keep company with men.
  3. You must be home between the hours of 8p.m. and 6a.m. unless attending a school function.
  4. You may not loiter in downtown ice cream parlors.
  5. You may not travel beyond the city limits without permission of the Chairman of the Board.
  6. You may not ride in a carriage or automobile with any man unless he is your father or brother.
  7. You may not smoke cigarettes.
  8. You may not dress in bright colors.
  9. You may under no circumstances dye your hair.
  10. You must wear at least two petticoats.
  11. Your dresses may not be shorter than two inches above the ankle.
  12. To keep the schoolroom neat and clean you must: sweep the floor at least once daily; scrub the floor at least once a week with hot, soapy water; clean the blackboards at least once a day; start the fire by 7 a.m. so the room will be warm by 8 a.m.
So... obviously this doesn't apply today. But maybe it should, huh? These are the rules for the schoolmarm of a town in Colorado where my best friend happens to live. They are 100 years old. A lot has changed, has it not?!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Experiences at the Bank

A couple of months ago I opened a bank account. I've often wanted to do it before, but never really thought it would be worth it. Most of the time I only have about five dollars to my name. Do I need a bank to keep five dollars? No. But when it came to purchasing things online, I always wished I could have a bank account. That way I wouldn't have to use my mom's card and then pay her back.
Anyhow. I walked into the bank with a large amount of money. Or what I would think of as a large some of money. Anyone who has an allowance or is employed would scoff at me. Maybe.
Why do I keep interrupting myself? I dunno... But here's the story.

Trish*, the lady who helped me, was very friendly. She seemed a little hyper and maybe a tad clumsy, but I kind of liked her. She talked fast and kept having to go "check with her boss" about stuff, though. What's that all about? I mean, if she has to keep checking with her boss... maybe her boss should just be the one to help me? But what do I know about working at the bank? Umm.... Not much. Every time she went to chat with said boss, my dad and I just got to sit there for awhile. SoooOOOOooo much fun.
Finally we had almost everything figured out. We went to create an online account so that I can keep track of my spending on the internet. I felt a little uncomfortable because she created the account for me. She wanted to know a bunch of information. She was the one who typed in my email address and my new user name. Finally she slid the keyboard over to me and said, "Can you type in your password for me?" So I at least got to create my own password.
Having finished setting up my account, we (Trish and I) went across the bank to the tellers to make my first deposit. The young man who took care of my deposit was Barney*. While we're waiting for him to do everything that he needs to do, Trish is acting like my best friend and as if she's known me since kindergarten... telling Barney my likes and dislikes. (For Pete's sake, she acted like she knew *everything* about me and coulda told him whether or not I'd flossed that day!) And she's telling Barney how cute I am and that I'm not currently dating. I didn't realize how much small talk she'd made earlier until now. She remembered every. little. thing that I had said to her. And she kept elbowing me like I was supposed to laugh, or half-hugging me when she was trying to point out a good quality she had found in me. It was the longest bank deposit I've ever made.
As we left later, Trish said that she'd had fun talking to me, to remember to come again, and that she didn't think my dad approved of her but she thought I was really nice. I walked out and got into the car. My dad said something along the lines of Trish being a nutball and that taking way too long, but I just said that it was her personality and that I kind of liked her. (Buddy-buddy things aside.)
Later, as I looked through the bank information Trish had given me, I shook my head and smiled. Her slightly flighty personality had made it's way into my information via some very interesting spelling, but I had a lot of other things on my mind. So I forgot about my bank account. My grandparents arrived a couple of days later, and before they even left I was off to Arizona!
When I got home from my travels, I decided to look at my bank account. I'd kept careful track of the times I'd used my debit card, but I wanted to be sure that I hadn't missed anything. So... I went to the bank website and tried to log in. Key word: tried. Multiple times. I tried leaving the numbers off of my user name. Maybe Trish had overlooked them. I tried spelling it wrong. A lot of people throw in a 'g' on the end of ramblin. Nothing worked. So I had to go through this whole process to get into my account and change my username so that I could... get into my account. But I finally got in and lo and behold... I'd managed to keep perfect track of my spending down to the last penny! Happy day!
So now I can spend my own money online and not worry about paying anyone back. And I can keep track of my online spending online. =D
So there's some ramblin about my life.

And just for the record: Spelling matters.

*Names changed to protect the guilty.

P.S. Barney's name was going to be Fred... But Fred didn't seem right. And whenever I hear the name Fred, I think of Barney. And since Barney fit better, I called him Barney. Hooray for you if you know what I'm talking about! ;)

I Miss You

I've been a bad blogger lately, haven't I? I've been a bad commenter, too. And a bad tweeter. And a bad emailer. Okay... I've been a bad friend. And wanna know something? I really miss you guys. Like, a LOT. I'm sorry I've been gone so much, but I just haven't really had time for blogging. I'm going to try and make time though. And I'll tweet more. And definitely read ya'll's blogs again and comment. Thanks for your patience!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Of Amusement Parks and Moving

Item number one: After two months of planning, my friends Bailey, LieAnna, Harmony, and myself were able to go to Elitch Gardens for a day of fun. We were there for almost the entire day! =D I loved the rides and the time with friends... we should totally do it again! I enjoyed all of the rides, though some were **much** better than others. The very beginning of the ride called Boomerang was kinda scary... but the kind of scary that I like! Anyhow... it was great!

Item number two: My family is trying to move. I think I may have mentioned this before, but since I'm not 100% sure that ya'll are aware of what's going on, I thought I'd give a quick line on it. The whole process is pretty much... stressful. My dad has already started a job in X and is living with friends while we're still at home trying to sell our house. So far we've been able to see each other on weekends, but it would be really nice if our house would sell and we could all just move. I have a LOT I could say on this subject, but perhaps I shall save further details for a later post.

Anyhow... that's some of my life right now. What's going on with ya'll?

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Answers

Here are the answers to the quote quiz I had. I think I'm going to have to do this again! And maybe make it easier or something... =D











Quote #1: "You were just denying your inner child." - Charlie to Neil in The Santa Clause


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Quote #2: "I guess this makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?" - Narissa to Robert in Enchanted


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Quote #3: "Is this to be endured? It shall not be!" - Lady Catherine to Elizabeth in Pride and Prejudice


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Quote #4: "No... I'm really very extra sure that I won't." - Hiccup to his father in How to Train Your Dragon


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Quote #5: "I need to ask you a question." - Jack to Lucy in While You Were Sleeping

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Quote #6: "I do understand. I understand you completely." - Mr. Thornton to Margaret in North and South


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Quote #7: "And your brother, is he unintelligent?"
"Well, I think so..." - The White Witch and Edmund in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Guessed by Haley and Lindsay


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Quote #8: "I was hoping for something a little more original." - Reepicheep to Telmarine in Prince Caspian
Guessed by Lindsay


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Quote #9: "Honey, you never looked better." - Hallie to Annie in The Parent Trap
Guessed by Haley


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Quote #10: "We gotta fix the car. The only thing it does faithfully for us is break down." - Brooke to Grant in Facing the Giants
Guessed by Buttercup, Haley, and Lindsay


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Quote #11: "Hey! Preacher man got himself some new threads!" - Eddie to Russel in Time Changer
Guessed by Haley


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Quote #12: "Just say one word and tell me if you're killed!" Diana to Anne in Anne of Green Gables
Guessed by Buttercup


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Quote #13: "How old are you?"
"Eighteen."
"You wanna live to be nineteen?"
"Yeah."
"Then do what I tell you!" - Coach Pendleton to Walker in Pistol: Birth of a Legend


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Quote #14: "I don't want to die. I've never been kissed. I've waited my whole life to be kissed, and what if I miss it?" - Amy to Laurie in Little Women
Guessed by Haley and Lindsay


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Quote #15: "I shall resist." - Jacques to the tankhood in Finding Nemo

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Youtube Tuesday - The Men of Period Drama

My favorite way to see many of my favorite movies really fast! hehe I haven't seen (and probably will not see) all of the movies represented here, and there are also several missing (Little Dorrit!!!) but here you go!


Monday, July 12, 2010

Name That Movie!

Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies and TV shows.
2. Go to
IMDB.com and find a quote from each movie/show.
3. Post them for everyone to guess.

You guys get to be the guessers! No googling or any other form of cheating. If you don't know the answer... Well, you just don't know the answer!

Quote #1: "You were just denying your inner child."

Quote #2: "I guess this makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?"

Quote #3: "Is this to be endured? It shall not be!"

Quote #4: "No... I'm really very extra sure that I won't."

Quote #5: "I need to ask you a question."

Quote #6: "I do understand. I understand you completely."

Quote #7: "And your brother, is he unintelligent?"
"Well, I think so..."

Quote #8: "I was hoping for something a little more original."

Quote #9: "Honey, you never looked better."

Quote #10: "We gotta fix the car. The only thing it does faithfully for us is break down."

Quote #11: "Hey! Preacher man got himself some new threads!"

Quote #12: "Just say one word and tell me if you're killed!"

Quote #13: "How old are you?"
"Eighteen."
"You wanna live to be nineteen?"
"Yeah."
"Then do what I tell you!"

Quote #14: "I don't want to die. I've never been kissed. I've waited my whole life to be kissed, and what if I miss it?"

Quote #15: "I shall resist."

Answers will be posted on.... Friday, I guess! =D

Friday, July 9, 2010

Home

Just thought I'd drop ya'll a quick line to let you know that I'm home. And I have like a bajillion blog subscriptions to go through... so I may just delete them and miss out and start fresh. Nah... I couldn't do that.
Well... I'll have a real post later! Maybe. LOL We'll see what happens.

Emily

P.S. What does LOL mean? It doesn't really have anything to do with laughing any more.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Confrontations in Literature: Pride and Prejudice

This is one of my favorite scenes of confrontation. In fact, I kinda have it memorized. Or at least I did at one point! Watching the 1995 version of this is some of the best acting ever, too! =D

Lady Catherine very resolutely, and not very politely, declined eating any thing; and then, rising up, said to Elizabeth, "Miss Bennet, there seemed to be a prettyish kind of a little wilderness on one side of your lawn. I should be glad to take a turn in it, if you will favour me with your company."
"Go, my dear," cried her mother, "and shew her ladyship about the different walks. I think she will be pleased with the hermitage."
Elizabeth obeyed, and running into her own room for her parasol, attended her noble guest down stairs. As they passed through the hall, Lady Catherine opened the doors into the dining-parlour and drawing-room, and pronouncing them, after a short survey, to be decent looking rooms, walked on.
Her carriage remained at the door, and Elizabeth saw that her waiting-woman was in it. They proceeded in silence along the gravel walk that led to the copse; Elizabeth was determined to make no effort for conversation with a woman who was now more than usually insolent and disagreeable.
"How could I ever think her like her nephew?" said she, as she looked in her face.
As soon as they entered the copse, Lady Catherine began in the following manner: -"You can be at no loss, Miss Bennet, to understand the reason of my journey hither. Your own heart, your own conscience, must tell you why I come."
Elizabeth looked with unaffected astonishment.
"Indeed, you are mistaken, Madam. I have not been at all able to account for the honour of seeing you here."
"Miss Bennet," replied her ladyship, in an angry tone, "you ought to know, that I am not to be trifled with. But however insincere you may choose to be, you shall not find me so.
My character has ever been celebrated for its sincerity and frankness, and in a cause of such moment as this, I shall certainly not depart from it. A report of a most alarming nature reached me two days ago. I was told that not only your sister was on the point of being most advantageously married, but that you, that Miss Elizabeth Bennet, would, in all likelihood, be soon afterwards united to my nephew, my own nephew, Mr. Darcy. Though I know it must be a scandalous falsehood, though I would not injure him so much as to suppose the truth of it possible, I instantly resolved on setting off for this place, that I might make my sentiments known to you."
"If you believed it impossible to be true," said Elizabeth, colouring with astonishment and disdain, "I wonder you took the trouble of coming so far. What could your ladyship propose by it?"
"At once to insist upon having such a report universally contradicted."
"Your coming to Longbourn, to see me and my family," said Elizabeth coolly, "will be rather a confirmation of it; if, indeed, such a report is in existence."
"If! Do you then pretend to be ignorant of it? Has it not been industriously circulated by yourselves? Do you not know that such a report is spread abroad?"
"I never heard that it was."
"And can you likewise declare, that there is no foundation for it?"
"I do not pretend to possess equal frankness with your ladyship. You may ask questions which I shall not choose to answer."
"This is not to be borne. Miss Bennet, I insist on being satisfied. Has he, has my nephew, made you an offer of marriage?"
"Your ladyship has declared it to be impossible."
"It ought to be so; it must be so, while he retains the use of his reason. But your arts and allurements may, in a moment of infatuation, have made him forget what he owes to himself and to all his family. You may have drawn him in."
"If I have, I shall be the last person to confess it."
"Miss Bennet, do you know who I am? I have not been accustomed to such language as this. I am almost the nearest relation he has in the world, and am entitled to know all his dearest concerns."
"But you are not entitled to know mine; nor will such behaviour as this, ever induce me to be explicit."
"Let me be rightly understood. This match, to which you have the presumption to aspire, can never take place. No, never.
Mr. Darcy is engaged to my daughter. Now what have you to say?"
"Only this; that if he is so, you can have no reason to suppose he will make an offer to me."
Lady Catherine hesitated for a moment, and then replied, "The engagement between them is of a peculiar kind. From their infancy, they have been intended for each other. It was the favourite wish of his mother, as well as of her's. While in their cradles, we planned the union: and now, at the moment when the wishes of both sisters would be accomplished in their marriage, to be prevented by a young woman of inferior birth, of no importance in the world, and wholly unallied to the family! Do you pay no regard to the wishes of his friends? To his tacit engagement with Miss De Bourgh? Are you lost to every feeling of propriety and delicacy? Have you not heard me say that from his earliest hours he was destined for his cousin?"
"Yes, and I had heard it before. But what is that to me? If there is no other objection to my marrying your nephew, I shall certainly not be kept from it by knowing that his mother and aunt wished him to marry Miss De Bourgh. You both did as much as you could in planning the marriage. Its completion depended on others. If Mr. Darcy is neither by honour nor inclination confined to his cousin, why is not he to make another choice?And if I am that choice, why may not I accept him?"
"Because honour, decorum, prudence, nay, interest, forbid it.
Yes, Miss Bennet, interest; for do not expect to be noticed by his family or friends, if you wilfully act against the inclinations of all. You will be censured, slighted, and despised, by every one connected with him. Your alliance will be a disgrace; your name will never even be mentioned by any of us."
"These are heavy misfortunes," replied Elizabeth. "But the wife of Mr. Darcy must have such extraordinary sources of happiness necessarily attached to her situation, that she could, upon the whole, have no cause to repine."
"Obstinate, headstrong girl! I am ashamed of you! Is this your gratitude for my attentions to you last spring? Is nothing due to me on that score? Let us sit down. You are to understand, Miss Bennet, that I came here with the determined resolution of carrying my purpose; nor will I be dissuaded from it. I have not been used to submit to any person's whims.
I have not been in the habit of brooking disappointment."
"That will make your ladyship's situation at present more pitiable; but it will have no effect on me."
"I will not be interrupted. Hear me in silence. My daughter and my nephew are formed for each other. They are descended, on the maternal side, from the same noble line; and, on the father's, from respectable, honourable, and ancient -- though untitled -- families. Their fortune on both sides is splendid. They are destined for each other by the voice of every member of their respective houses; and what is to divide them? The upstart pretensions of a young woman without family, connections, or fortune. Is this to be endured! But it must not, shall not be. If you were sensible of your own good, you would not wish to quit the sphere in which you have been brought up."
"In marrying your nephew, I should not consider myself as quitting that sphere. He is a gentleman; I am a gentleman's daughter; so far we are equal."
"True. You are a gentleman's daughter. But who was your mother? Who are your uncles and aunts? Do not imagine me ignorant of their condition."
"Whatever my connections may be," said Elizabeth, "if your nephew does not object to them, they can be nothing to you."
"Tell me once for all, are you engaged to him?"
Though Elizabeth would not, for the mere purpose of obliging Lady Catherine, have answered this question, she could not but say, after a moment's deliberation, "I am not."
Lady Catherine seemed pleased.
"And will you promise me, never to enter into such an engagement?"
"I will make no promise of the kind."
"Miss Bennet I am shocked and astonished. I expected to find a more reasonable young woman. But do not deceive yourself into a belief that I will ever recede. I shall not go away till you have given me the assurance I require."
"And I certainly never shall give it. I am not to be intimidated into anything so wholly unreasonable. Your ladyship wants Mr. Darcy to marry your daughter; but would my giving you the wished-for promise make their marriage at all more probable? Supposing him to be attached to me, would my refusing to accept his hand make him wish to bestow it on his cousin? Allow me to say, Lady Catherine, that the arguments with which you have supported this extraordinary application have been as frivolous as the application was ill-judged. You have widely mistaken my character, if you think I can be worked on by such persuasions as these. How far your nephew might approve of your interference in his affairs, I cannot tell; but you have certainly no right to concern yourself in mine.
I must beg, therefore, to be importuned no farther on the subject."
"Not so hasty, if you please. I have by no means done. To all the objections I have already urged, I have still another to add. I am no stranger to the particulars of your youngest sister's infamous elopement. I know it all; that the young man's marrying her was a patched-up business, at the expence of your father and uncles. And is such a girl to be my nephew's sister? Is her husband, is the son of his late father's steward, to be his brother? Heaven and earth! -- of what are you thinking? Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?"
"You can now have nothing farther to say," she resentfully answered. "You have insulted me in every possible method.
I must beg to return to the house."
And she rose as she spoke. Lady Catherine rose also, and they turned back. Her ladyship was highly incensed.
"You have no regard, then, for the honour and credit of my nephew! Unfeeling, selfish girl! Do you not consider that a connection with you must disgrace him in the eyes of everybody?"
"Lady Catherine, I have nothing farther to say. You know my sentiments."
"You are then resolved to have him?"
"I have said no such thing. I am only resolved to act in that manner, which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without reference to you, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me."
"It is well. You refuse, then, to oblige me. You refuse to obey the claims of duty, honour, and gratitude. You are determined to ruin him in the opinion of all his friends, and make him the contempt of the world."
"Neither duty, nor honour, nor gratitude," replied Elizabeth, "have any possible claim on me, in the present instance. No principle of either would be violated by my marriage with Mr. Darcy. And with regard to the resentment of his family, or the indignation of the world, if the former were excited by his marrying me, it would not give me one moment's concern -- and the world in general would have too much sense to join in the scorn."
"And this is your real opinion! This is your final resolve!
Very well. I shall now know how to act. Do not imagine, Miss Bennet, that your ambition will ever be gratified. I came to try you. I hoped to find you reasonable; but, depend upon it, I will carry my point."
In this manner Lady Catherine talked on, till they were at the door of the carriage, when, turning hastily round, she added, "I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased."
Elizabeth made no answer; and without attempting to persuade her ladyship to return into the house, walked quietly into it herself. She heard the carriage drive away as she proceeded up stairs. Her mother impatiently met her at the door of the dressing-room, to ask why Lady Catherine would not come in again and rest herself.
"She did not choose it," said her daughter, "she would go."
"She is a very fine-looking woman! and her calling here was prodigiously civil! for she only came, I suppose, to tell us the Collinses were well. She is on her road somewhere, I dare say, and so, passing through Meryton, thought she might as well call on you. I suppose she had nothing particular to say to you, Lizzy?"
Elizabeth was forced to give into a little falsehood here; for to acknowledge the substance of their conversation was impossible.

I love it! They are so deliciously angry with one another, but ladies of the time did not shout. So... they used words on each other instead of raising voices. Awesome!

[Pride and Prejudice chapter 56 by Jane Austen]

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Life in Arizona

A few random things:

*Cuddle the babies at night when it's cooler. You'll get less sweaty that way.

*Do not just walk up to the door and unlock it and enter the house. Approach cautiously (maybe carrying a big stick) and look for black widows first. If you do not do this, there will be a black widow there. (Thankfully no one was hurt!)

*Do not go into tourist shops if you freak out about snakes. The heads, skins, and stuffed bodies of those scaly things are everywhere!

*Do not brush food out of dishes and into the trash with your hands if the dishes have been sitting out all night. You may be stung by a scorpion. (I saw him before he saw me, thankfully!)

*Enjoy a walk to the air conditioned library to update your blog. Good side effects of this would include developing a nice tan.

*Remember to log out of your email and blog accounts when you leave the library, or you may still be logged in when you come back the next day! (Uh-oh...)

*If you remembered to clear the doorway of black widows, but there weren't any, don't assume you're safe. They're probably just waiting on the ground instead of in the doorway. (Again, no one but the spider was hurt.)

*If you do not like the smell of Raid, either do not live in Arizona, or find some other way to kill undesirable creepy crawlies.

*Just have fun. It's a great place to be!

(Sorry... I was going to post a few more positive things, but the library closes in 5 minutes and they want me to get off the computer)

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Youtube Tuesday - Musical Comedy

*Notice*
I cannot endorse all of the movies of these gentlemen for various reasons.

Meet Ingudesman and Joo. I did last night and found them AMAZING. Watch for yourselves!

Big Hands:


Ticket to Ride:


Piano Lesson:


Hope you get a laugh! =D

Monday, June 28, 2010

Good and Not Evil

While here in Arizona I have been reading a lot of Keepers at Home magazines. I looked for a website, but couldn't find one. I would encourage anyone to get a subscription, though! I'm going to order it for myself when I get home. I'll post the phone number some time when I have it with me. Anyhow... I've also been reading a *wonderful* book called Preparing to be a Help Meet by Debi Pearl. It's been an encouragement, but it's also stepped on my toes a little. Good for me, right?

Anyhow... here's something I was thinking about. Proverbs 31:12 says that the virtuous woman will do her husband "Good and not evil all the days of her life." I have, for the longest time, always looked at the part that says, "good and not evil." Look at that last part. "From the time she says, 'I do.'"

Wait. I messed that up.

All the days of her life.

That means that my life NOW - even before I know who my husband - should be doing him good. I should be living a life that will make people say, "He is really blessed to be getting that girl." I should be praying for him more often.

What about you? Do you want to be a Proverbs 31 woman? If so, it starts now.
Not when you meet your future husband.
Not when you're engaged.
Not when you're married.

NOW.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Thoughts on the VDT Trailer

Hey, peeps! I guess ya'll prolly already know this, but I'm in Arizona! I'm L-O-V-ing it. Maybe it would be nice to have some cooler weather, but everything else makes up for the heat. =D I'm here at the library to type up some posts. This is the first one I'm doing and I'll schedule the others for later.



You probably know this, but the trailer for The Voyage of the Dawn Treader is out!!!!! I am SOOOO excited for the movie. I have a couple of problems with it, but that's just natural. I mean... movies never really stick to the book with perfect accuracy, right?

Let me start out by saying that the music in the trailer is AMAZINGLY BEYOND AMAZING! I absolutely cannot wait for the soundtrack! And even if the movie totally bombs (which I hope it won't) I have VERY high hopes for the music. Very high. The trailer music was SO perfect! (Yeah... I know... trailer music IS sometimes different from the actual movie music, but we shall hope that's not the case here.)

Can you believe how much Skandar and Georgie have changed since The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe? Wow. I wonder how much I've changed... LOL I never really thought about that. =P

On to the things that bother me.

The first thing that bothers me but that I'm getting over (or am I?) is the way they are putting the White Witch into every movie. I mean... seriously? At least what they did this time seems (from the VERY little that I know) to be better than the whole Caspian thing. ARGH. Such is life.

The thing that frustrates me more than that, though, is the "21st Century Pevensies" as I'm calling them. The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe: Breaking a window and hiding. Prince Caspian: Getting into a fight. Voyage of the Dawn Treader: Lying to get into the army. What in the world????

The next thing that I'm really curious about is from point 1:36 in the trailer. Really not sure about this. The only place that's supposed to be really dark is the dark island and MAYBE the Star's island at night. But that... almost looks spooky. The good places of Narnia aren't supposed to be spooky. I guess we'll see what happens.

The end for now.

P.S. Several people who know what a big fan I am have asked, "WHAT'S WITH PETER?" To be honest, I'm not sure. I thought they'd throw him in at the beginning of the movie before Lucy and Edmund get to Narnia, but it looks like he and Susan are wearing Narnian clothes. But maybe I just need to look closer. One thing I will say is this: Remember the end of P.C. After that it would seem like they'll keep Peter and Susan out. But movie people are stupid and unpredictable for the most part, so I can't be sure.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Confrontations in Literature: The Count of Monte Cristo (1)

I love some of the confrontations that can be found in literature, so I think I'm going to share a few with you. Of course, the classic that ALL of my friend know about (or can quote!) is between Lady Catherine de Bourgh and miss Elizabeth Bennet. I will include that one later just for the fun of it. But to start off I'm going to share a few from my favorite book, The Count of Monte Cristo.

Here is a little background (stolen from Wikipedia):

Edmond Dantès, a young and successful merchant sailor recently granted his own command by his dying captain Leclère, returns to Marseille to marry his fiancée Mercédès. Leclère, a supporter of the exiled Napoléon I, charges Dantès on his deathbed to deliver two objects: a package to Maréchal Bertrand (who had been exiled with Napoleon Bonaparte to the isle of Elba), and a letter from Elba to an unknown man in Paris. Subsequently, an anonymous letter accuses Dantès of being a Bonapartist traitor. The letter is later revealed to have been written by Mercédès' cousin Fernand Mondego and Danglars, Dantès' ship's supercargo. Villefort, the deputy crown prosecutor in Marseille, assumes the duty of investigating the matter. Villefort is normally considered a just man, but on discovering that the recipient of the letter from Elba is his Bonapartist father, he ultimately chooses to save his political career and condemns Dantès without trial to life imprisonment and protects his father by destroying the incriminating letter.

During his fourteen years imprisonment in the Château d'If, Edmond is visited in his cell by the Abbé Faria, a priest and fellow prisoner trying to tunnel his way to freedom. Faria had been imprisoned for proposing a united Italy. In the Chateau d'If, he was known as "The Mad Priest", claiming to be in possession of a massive treasure, and offering to reward the guards handsomely, should they release him. Faria provides Dantès with education in subjects including languages, history, economics, philosophy, mathematics, chemistry and the manners of political society. The priest, ill from a form of catalepsy and knowing that he will soon die, confides in Dantès the location of a treasure hoard on the Italian islet of Monte Cristo. After Faria's death the following year, Dantès escapes and is rescued by a smuggling ship. After several months of working with the smugglers, he gets the opportunity to go to Monte Cristo for a goods exchange. Dantès fakes an injury and convinces the smugglers to temporarily leave him on Monte Cristo. He then makes his way to the hiding place of the treasure. He returns to Marseilles, where he learns that his father has died in poverty. He buys himself a yacht and hides the rest of the treasure on board. With his new found wealth and education, Dantès buys the island of Monte Cristo and the title of Count from the Tuscan Government.


Edmond returns to Marseille and puts plans of revenge into action. He will not rest until each of the men who made him miserable has suffered. Here is the first confrontation in which the Count, disguised as the Abbe Busoni, stops his enemy Caderousse in the middle of an attempted robbery.


"The abbe, the abbe!" murmured he, clinching his fists, and his teeth chattering.

"So you would rob the Count of Monte Cristo?" continued the false abbe.

"Reverend sir," murmured Caderousse, seeking to regain the window, which the count pitilessly blocked - "reverend sir, I don't know - believe me - I take my oath" -

"A pane of glass out," continued the count, "a dark lantern, a bunch of false keys, a secretary half forced - it is tolerably evident" -

Caderousse was choking; he looked around for some corner to hide in, some way of escape.

"Come, come," continued the count, "I see you are still the same, - an assassin."

"Reverend sir, since you know everything, you know it was not I - it was La Carconte; that was proved at the trial, since I was only condemned to the galleys."

"Is your time, then, expired, since I find you in a fair way to return there?"

"No, reverend sir; I have been liberated by some one."

"That some one has done society a great kindness."

"Ah," said Caderousse, "I had promised" -

"And you are breaking your promise!" interrupted Monte Cristo.

"Alas, yes!" said Caderousse very uneasily.

"A bad relapse, that will lead you, if I mistake not, to the Place de Greve. So much the worse, so much the worse - diavolo, as they say in my country."

"Reverend sir, I am impelled" -

"Every criminal says the same thing."

"Poverty" -

"Pshaw!" said Busoni disdainfully; "poverty may make a man beg, steal a loaf of bread at a baker's door, but not cause him to open a secretary in a house supposed to be inhabited. And when the jeweller Johannes had just paid you 40,000 francs for the diamond I had given you, and you killed him to get the diamond and the money both, was that also poverty?"

"Pardon, reverend sir," said Caderousse; "you have saved my life once, save me again!"

"That is but poor encouragement."

"Are you alone, reverend sir, or have you there soldiers ready to seize me?"

"I am alone," said the abbe, "and I will again have pity on you, and will let you escape, at the risk of the fresh miseries my weakness may lead to, if you tell me the truth."

"Ah, reverend sir," cried Caderousse, clasping his hands, and drawing nearer to Monte Cristo, "I may indeed say you are my deliverer!"

"You mean to say you have been freed from confinement?"

"Yes, that is true, reverend sir."

"Who was your liberator?"

"An Englishman."

"What was his name?"

"Lord Wilmore."

"I know him; I shall know if you lie."

"Ah, reverend sir, I tell you the simple truth."

"Was this Englishman protecting you?"

"No, not me, but a young Corsican, my companion."

"What was this young Corsican's name?"

"Benedetto."

"Is that his Christian name?"

"He had no other; he was a foundling."

"Then this young man escaped with you?"

"He did."

"In what way?"

"We were working at St. Mandrier, near Toulon. Do you know St. Mandrier?"

"I do."

"In the hour of rest, between noon and one o'clock" -

"Galley-slaves having a nap after dinner! We may well pity the poor fellows!" said the abbe.

"Nay," said Caderousse, "one can't always work - one is not a dog."

"So much the better for the dogs," said Monte Cristo.

"While the rest slept, then, we went away a short distance; we severed our fetters with a file the Englishman had given us, and swam away."

"And what is become of this Benedetto?"

"I don't know."

"You ought to know."

"No, in truth; we parted at Hyeres." And, to give more weight to his protestation, Caderousse advanced another step towards the abbe, who remained motionless in his place, as calm as ever, and pursuing his interrogation. "You lie," said the Abbe Busoni, with a tone of irresistible authority.

"Reverend sir!"

"You lie! This man is still your friend, and you, perhaps, make use of him as your accomplice."

"Oh, reverend sir!"

"Since you left Toulon what have you lived on? Answer me!"

"On what I could get."

"You lie," repeated the abbe a third time, with a still more imperative tone. Caderousse, terrified, looked at the count. "You have lived on the money he has given you."

"True," said Caderousse; "Benedetto has become the son of a great lord."

"How can he be the son of a great lord?"

"A natural son."

"And what is that great lord's name?"

"The Count of Monte Cristo, the very same in whose house we are."

"Benedetto the count's son?" replied Monte Cristo, astonished in his turn.

"Well, I should think so, since the count has found him a false father - since the count gives him four thousand francs a month, and leaves him 500,000 francs in his will."

"Ah, yes," said the factitious abbe, who began to understand; "and what name does the young man bear meanwhile?"

"Andrea Cavalcanti."

"Is it, then, that young man whom my friend the Count of Monte Cristo has received into his house, and who is going to marry Mademoiselle Danglars?"

"Exactly."

"And you suffer that, you wretch - you, who know his life and his crime?"

"Why should I stand in a comrade's way?" said Caderousse.

"You are right; it is not you who should apprise M. Danglars, it is I."

"Do not do so, reverend sir."

"Why not?"

"Because you would bring us to ruin."

"And you think that to save such villains as you I will become an abettor of their plot, an accomplice in their crimes?"

"Reverend sir," said Caderousse, drawing still nearer.

"I will expose all."

"To whom?"

"To M. Danglars."

"By heaven!" cried Caderousse, drawing from his waistcoat an open knife, and striking the count in the breast, "you shall disclose nothing, reverend sir!" To Caderousse's great astonishment, the knife, instead of piercing the count's breast, flew back blunted. At the same moment the count seized with his left hand the assassin's wrist, and wrung it with such strength that the knife fell from his stiffened fingers, and Caderousse uttered a cry of pain. But the count, disregarding his cry, continued to wring the bandit's wrist, until, his arm being dislocated, he fell first on his knees, then flat on the floor. The count then placed his foot on his head, saying, "I know not what restrains me from crushing thy skull, rascal."

"Ah, mercy - mercy!" cried Caderousse. The count withdrew his foot. "Rise!" said he. Caderousse rose.

"What a wrist you have, reverend sir!" said Caderousse. stroking his arm, all bruised by the fleshy pincers which had held it; "what a wrist!"

"Silence! God gives me strength to overcome a wild beast like you; in the name of that God I act, - remember that, wretch, - and to spare thee at this moment is still serving him."

"Oh!" said Caderousse, groaning with pain.

"Take this pen and paper, and write what I dictate."

"I don't know how to write, reverend sir."

"You lie! Take this pen, and write!" Caderousse, awed by the superior power of the abbe, sat down and wrote: -

Sir, - The man whom you are receiving at your house, and to whom you intend to marry your daughter, is a felon who escaped with me from confinement at Toulon. He was No. 59, and I No. 58. He was called Benedetto, but he is ignorant of his real name, having never known his parents.

"Sign it!" continued the count.

"But would you ruin me?"

"If I sought your ruin, fool, I should drag you to the first guard-house; besides, when that note is delivered, in all probability you will have no more to fear. Sign it, then!"

Caderousse signed it. "The address, `To monsieur the Baron Danglars, banker, Rue de la Chaussee d'Antin.'" Caderousse wrote the address. The abbe took the note. "Now," said he, "that suffices - begone!"

"Which way?"

"The way you came."

"You wish me to get out at that window?"

"You got in very well."

"Oh, you have some design against me, reverend sir."

"Idiot! what design can I have?"

"Why, then, not let me out by the door?"

"What would be the advantage of waking the porter?" -

"Ah, reverend sir, tell me, do you wish me dead?"

"I wish what God wills."

"But swear that you will not strike me as I go down."

"Cowardly fool!"

"What do you intend doing with me?"

"I ask you what can I do? I have tried to make you a happy man, and you have turned out a murderer."

"Oh, monsieur," said Caderousse, "make one more attempt - try me once more!"

"I will," said the count. "Listen - you know if I may be relied on."

"Yes," said Caderousse.

"If you arrive safely at home" -

"What have I to fear, except from you?"

"If you reach your home safely, leave Paris, leave France, and wherever you may be, so long as you conduct yourself well, I will send you a small annuity; for, if you return home safely, then" -

"Then?" asked Caderousse, shuddering.

"Then I shall believe God has forgiven you, and I will forgive you too."

"As true as I am a Christian," stammered Caderousse, "you will make me die of fright!"

"Now begone," said the count, pointing to the window.

Caderousse, scarcely yet relying on this promise, put his legs out of the window and stood on the ladder. "Now go down," said the abbe, folding his arms. Understanding he had nothing more to fear from him, Caderousse began to go down. Then the count brought the taper to the window, that it might be seen in the Champs-Elysees that a man was getting out of the window while another held a light.

"What are you doing, reverend sir? Suppose a watchman should pass?" And he blew out the light. He then descended, but it was only when he felt his foot touch the ground that he was satisfied of his safety.

Monte Cristo returned to his bedroom, and, glancing rapidly from the garden to the street, he saw first Caderousse, who after walking to the end of the garden, fixed his ladder against the wall at a different part from where he came in. The count then looking over into the street, saw the man who appeared to be waiting run in the same direction, and place himself against the angle of the wall where Caderousse would come over. Caderousse climbed the ladder slowly, and looked over the coping to see if the street was quiet. No one could be seen or heard. The clock of the Invalides struck one. Then Caderousse sat astride the coping, and drawing up his ladder passed it over the wall; then he began to descend, or rather to slide down by the two stanchions, which he did with an ease which proved how accustomed he was to the exercise. But, once started, he could not stop. In vain did he see a man start from the shadow when he was halfway down - in vain did he see an arm raised as he touched the ground. Before he could defend himself that arm struck him so violently in the back that he let go the ladder, crying, "Help!" A second blow struck him almost immediately in the side, and he fell, calling, "Help, murder!" Then, as he rolled on the ground, his adversary seized him by the hair, and struck him a third blow in the chest. This time Caderousse endeavored to call again, but he could only utter a groan, and he shuddered as the blood flowed from his three wounds. The assassin, finding that he no longer cried out, lifted his head up by the hair; his eyes were closed, and the mouth was distorted. The murderer, supposing him dead, let fall his head and disappeared. Then Caderousse, feeling that he was leaving him, raised himself on his elbow, and with a dying voice cried with great effort, "Murder! I am dying! Help, reverend sir, - help!"

This mournful appeal pierced the darkness. The door of the back-staircase opened, then the side-gate of the garden, and Ali and his master were on the spot with lights.

[Chapter 83: The Hand of God]

Caderousse continued to call piteously, "Help, reverend sir, help!"

"What is the matter?" asked Monte Cristo.

"Help," cried Caderousse; "I am murdered!"

"We are here; - take courage."

"Ah, it's all over! You are come too late - you are come to see me die. What blows, what blood!" He fainted. Ali and his master conveyed the wounded man into a room. Monte Cristo motioned to Ali to undress him, and he then examined his dreadful wounds. "My God!" he exclaimed, "thy vengeance is sometimes delayed, but only that it may fall the more effectually." Ali looked at his master for further instructions. "Bring here immediately the king's attorney, M. de Villefort, who lives in the Faubourg St. Honore. As you pass the lodge, wake the porter, and send him for a surgeon." Ali obeyed, leaving the abbe alone with Caderousse, who had not yet revived.

When the wretched man again opened his eyes, the count looked at him with a mournful expression of pity, and his lips moved as if in prayer. "A surgeon, reverend sir - a surgeon!" said Caderousse.

"I have sent for one," replied the abbe.

"I know he cannot save my life, but he may strengthen me to give my evidence."

"Against whom?"

"Against my murderer."

"Did you recognize him?"

"Yes; it was Benedetto."

"The young Corsican?"

"Himself."

"Your comrade?"

"Yes. After giving me the plan of this house, doubtless hoping I should kill the count and he thus become his heir, or that the count would kill me and I should be out of his way, he waylaid me, and has murdered me."

"I have also sent for the procureur."

"He will not come in time; I feel my life fast ebbing."

"Wait a moment," said Monte Cristo. He left the room, and returned in five minutes with a phial. The dying man's eyes were all the time riveted on the door, through which he hoped succor would arrive. "Hasten, reverend sir, hasten! I shall faint again!" Monte Cristo approached, and dropped on his purple lips three or four drops of the contents of the phial. Caderousse drew a deep breath. "Oh," said he, "that is life to me; more, more!"

"Two drops more would kill you," replied the abbe.

"Oh, send for some one to whom I can denounce the wretch!"

"Shall I write your deposition? You can sign it."

"Yes yes," said Caderousse; and his eyes glistened at the thought of this posthumous revenge. Monte Cristo wrote: -

"I die, murdered by the Corsican Benedetto, my comrade in the galleys at Toulouse, No. 59."

"Quick, quick!" said Caderousse, "or I shall be unable to sign it."

Monte Cristo gave the pen to Caderousse, who collected all his strength, signed it, and fell back on his bed, saying: "You will relate all the rest, reverend sir; you will say he calls himself Andrea Cavalcanti. He lodges at the Hotel des Princes. Oh, I am dying!" He again fainted. The abbe made him smell the contents of the phial, and he again opened his eyes. His desire for revenge had not forsaken him.

"Ah, you will tell all I have said, will you not, reverend sir?"

"Yes, and much more."

"What more will you say?"

"I will say he had doubtless given you the plan of this house, in the hope the count would kill you. I will say, likewise, he had apprised the count, by a note, of your intention, and, the count being absent, I read the note and sat up to await you."

"And he will be guillotined, will be not?" said Caderousse. "Promise me that, and I will die with that hope."

"I will say," continued the count, "that he followed and watched you the whole time, and when he saw you leave the house, ran to the angle of the wall to conceal himself."

"Did you see all that?"

"Remember my words: `If you return home safely, I shall believe God has forgiven you, and I will forgive you also.'"

"And you did not warn me!" cried Caderousse, raising himself on his elbows. "You knew I should be killed on leaving this house, and did not warn me!"

"No; for I saw God's justice placed in the hands of Benedetto, and should have thought it sacrilege to oppose the designs of providence."

"God's justice! Speak not of it, reverend sir. If God were just, you know how many would be punished who now escape."

"Patience," said the abbe, in a tone which made the dying man shudder; "have patience!" Caderousse looked at him with amazement. "Besides," said the abbe, "God is merciful to all, as he has been to you; he is first a father, then a judge."

"Do you then believe in God?" said Caderousse.

"Had I been so unhappy as not to believe in him until now," said Monte Cristo, "I must believe on seeing you." Caderousse raised his clinched hands towards heaven.

"Listen," said the abbe, extending his hand over the wounded man, as if to command him to believe; "this is what the God in whom, on your death-bed, you refuse to believe, has done for you - he gave you health, strength, regular employment, even friends - a life, in fact, which a man might enjoy with a calm conscience. Instead of improving these gifts, rarely granted so abundantly, this has been your course - you have given yourself up to sloth and drunkenness, and in a fit of intoxication have ruined your best friend."

"Help!" cried Caderousse; "I require a surgeon, not a priest; perhaps I am not mortally wounded - I may not die; perhaps they can yet save my life."

"Your wounds are so far mortal that, without the three drops I gave you, you would now be dead. Listen, then."

"Ah," murmured Caderousse, "what a strange priest you are; you drive the dying to despair, instead of consoling them."

"Listen," continued the abbe. "When you had betrayed your friend God began not to strike, but to warn you. Poverty overtook you. You had already passed half your life in coveting that which you might have honorably acquired; and already you contemplated crime under the excuse of want, when God worked a miracle in your behalf, sending you, by my hands, a fortune - brilliant, indeed, for you, who had never possessed any. But this unexpected, unhoped-for, unheard-of fortune sufficed you no longer when you once possessed it; you wished to double it, and how? - by a murder! You succeeded, and then God snatched it from you, and brought you to justice."

"It was not I who wished to kill the Jew," said Caderousse; "it was La Carconte."

"Yes," said Monte Cristo, "and God, - I cannot say in justice, for his justice would have slain you, - but God, in his mercy, spared your life."

"Pardieu, to transport me for life, how merciful!"

"You thought it a mercy then, miserable wretch! The coward who feared death rejoiced at perpetual disgrace; for like all galley-slaves, you said, `I may escape from prison, I cannot from the grave.' And you said truly; the way was opened for you unexpectedly. An Englishman visited Toulon, who had vowed to rescue two men from infamy, and his choice fell on you and your companion. You received a second fortune, money and tranquillity were restored to you, and you, who had been condemned to a felon's life, might live as other men. Then, wretched creature, then you tempted God a third time. `I have not enough,' you said, when you had more than you before possessed, and you committed a third crime, without reason, without excuse. God is wearied; he has punished you." Caderousse was fast sinking. "Give me drink," said he: "I thirst - I burn!" Monte Cristo gave him a glass of water. "And yet that villain, Benedetto, will escape!"

"No one, I tell you, will escape; Benedetto will be punished."

"Then, you, too, will be punished, for you did not do your duty as a priest - you should have prevented Benedetto from killing me."

"I?" said the count, with a smile which petrified the dying man, "when you had just broken your knife against the coat of mail which protected my breast! Yet perhaps if I had found you humble and penitent, I might have prevented Benedetto from killing you; but I found you proud and blood-thirsty, and I left you in the hands of God."

"I do not believe there is a God," howled Caderousse; "you do not believe it; you lie - you lie!"

"Silence," said the abbe; "you will force the last drop of blood from your veins. What! you do not believe in God when he is striking you dead? you will not believe in him, who requires but a prayer, a word, a tear, and he will forgive? God, who might have directed the assassin's dagger so as to end your career in a moment, has given you this quarter of an hour for repentance. Reflect, then, wretched man, and repent."

"No," said Caderousse, "no; I will not repent. There is no God; there is no providence - all comes by chance." -

"There is a providence; there is a God," said Monte Cristo, "of whom you are a striking proof, as you lie in utter despair, denying him, while I stand before you, rich, happy, safe and entreating that God in whom you endeavor not to believe, while in your heart you still believe in him."

"But who are you, then?" asked Caderousse, fixing his dying eyes on the count. "Look well at me!" said Monte Cristo, putting the light near his face. "Well, the abbe - the Abbe Busoni." Monte Cristo took off the wig which disfigured him, and let fall his black hair, which added so much to the beauty of his pallid features. "Oh?" said Caderousse, thunderstruck, "but for that black hair, I should say you were the Englishman, Lord Wilmore."

"I am neither the Abbe Busoni nor Lord Wilmore," said Monte Cristo; "think again, - do you not recollect me?" Those was a magic effect in the count's words, which once more revived the exhausted powers of the miserable man. "Yes, indeed," said he; "I think I have seen you and known you formerly."

"Yes, Caderousse, you have seen me; you knew me once."

"Who, then, are you? and why, if you knew me, do you let me die?"

"Because nothing can save you; your wounds are mortal. Had it been possible to save you, I should have considered it another proof of God's mercy, and I would again have endeavored to restore you, I swear by my father's tomb."

"By your father's tomb!" said Caderousse, supported by a supernatural power, and half-raising himself to see more distinctly the man who had just taken the oath which all men hold sacred; "who, then, are you?" The count had watched the approach of death. He knew this was the last struggle. He approached the dying man, and, leaning over him with a calm and melancholy look, he whispered, "I am - I am" - And his almost closed lips uttered a name so low that the count himself appeared afraid to hear it. Caderousse, who had raised himself on his knees, and stretched out his arm, tried to draw back, then clasping his hands, and raising them with a desperate effort, "O my God, my God!" said he, "pardon me for having denied thee; thou dost exist, thou art indeed man's father in heaven, and his judge on earth. My God, my Lord, I have long despised thee! Pardon me, my God; receive me, O my Lord!" Caderousse sighed deeply, and fell back with a groan. The blood no longer flowed from his wounds. He was dead.

"One!" said the count mysteriously, his eyes fixed on the corpse, disfigured by so awful a death. Ten minutes afterwards the surgeon and the procureur arrived, the one accompanied by the porter, the other by Ali, and were received by the Abbe Busoni, who was praying by the side of the corpse.


The "One" there at the end just gave me the chills the first time I read it. I realized that Edmond was drop-dead serious about his revenge, and he had begun to knock his enemies off. But what I love about this book is the way he changes. Look at this passage that the Count wrote to the young man he looked upon as a son: (This is from the last chapter of the book)


Tell the angel who will watch over your future destiny, Morrel, to pray sometimes for a man, who like Satan thought himself for an instant equal to God, but who now acknowledges with Christian humility that God alone possesses supreme power and infinite wisdom. Perhaps those prayers may soften the remorse he feels in his heart. As for you, Morrel, this is the secret of my conduct towards you. There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. He who has felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness. We must have felt what it is to die, Morrel, that we may appreciate the enjoyments of living.