*Reads first article of the latest news on Voyage of the Dawn Treader*

*Makes confused/incredulous face*

*Rereads news*

*Makes shocked and frustrated face*

*Reads second article of Dawn Treader news*

*Screams madly, pulls on hair, bangs head on any and all hard surfaces nearby*

Fox, if the whole Narnia franchise completely blows up in your face, let me say this one thing: You richly - oh so richly - deserve it!